I haven’t been very good at posting an MLM joke of the week, but hey, I don’t have to keep all my promises do I? It’s really just an intention…so here goes.

Adam, an MLM distributor dies and goes to heaven (of course). When he gets to heaven, St. Peter meets him at the gates. He says that Adam has a choice  - he gets to CHOOSE where he’ll go - heaven or hell.

Adam tells St. Peter that he would like to check out both, being the open minded type of guy that he is. So he takes a tour of heaven and finds it to be exactly what he expected. Peaceful, beautiful and perfect. Then he asks to go see hell so he can make an informed decision.

St. Peter takes him down to hell and Joe is shocked when he walks in. There is loud music playing, people are partying, happy, smiling, wearing nice clothing, having sparkling conversations, etc. It’s totally upbeat and he can’t believe it. He tells St. Peter that he was quite the socialite / partier on earth so he figured he will choose hell - much to his surpise.

They leave and go do the paperwork and return in about 15 min. Oh yes, there is paperwork in heaven too!

When Adam opens the doors of Hell this time, he is equally shocked. It is dark, people are wearing rags, they are NOT smiling and in fact are grimacing. They are sweating, shoveling coal, and clearly NOT happy.

Adam hurriedly goes to the guy who appears to be their leader and asks, “Hey, what gives? I was just here 15 min. ago and this place was nothin’ but a big party. Now it’s all grim and depressing.”

The leader guy looks at Adam and says: “Oh, I know what happend. When you came earlier, you must have caught us during our opportunity meeting.”